Codename: EA-037
Object Class: Dangerous
Name: The April Fools Beast
Containment: EA-037 is contained within a specially designed reinforced containment cell, the ceiling of which serves as its current attachment point. The cell must be regularly inspected for any signs of structural weakness or breaches, and access is restricted to personnel with Level 8 clearance or above. Strict adherence to containment protocols is paramount to prevent any accidental breaches or disturbances.
Profile: EA-037, colloquially known as the "April Fools Beast," is a dangerous-class entity exhibiting unique and potentially lethal characteristics. Its physical appearance is dominated by a desaturated dark red coloration (#7B403B), with a face-like structure resembling a mask. This "mask" is bright yellow, seemingly made of a plastic-like material, with a smiley face drawn in what appears to be a blood-like substance. Despite its seemingly harmless appearance, EA-037 poses a significant threat due to its anomalous abilities and unpredictable behavior.
The entity lacks limbs and relies on a viscous liquid on its underside to adhere to surfaces, allowing it to move freely across walls, floors, and ceilings. Its method of attachment to the ceiling of its containment cell highlights its adaptability and potential danger if not properly secured. While its demeanor may suggest a non-threatening nature, all interactions and tests with EA-037 are strictly prohibited until further notice. The true extent of its capabilities and potential hazards it poses remain subjects of ongoing research and containment efforts.
Efforts to understand the origins and motives of EA-037 are ongoing, with particular emphasis on its discovery on April 1st, which lends credence to its moniker, the April Fools Beast. Until comprehensive risk assessments and containment strategies are developed, containment of EA-037 must remain a top priority to safeguard against any potential breaches or incidents.
Notes: We've noticed it can mildly warp time and space itself. Oops.
